Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Week 13
Being a turkey in the world today sucks. Always running for our lives but to no avail. We're always slaughtered. Whose idea was it to have turkey on Thanksgiving anyway? I like Benjamin Franklin's idea of having the turkey be the national bird of the United States. Let the humans hunt the bald eagle for once. Those big-beaked boneheads are so high and mighty just because they fly higher than us. They need to be taught a lesson. Now I know what you might be thinking. Yes...they're endangered. Whatever. I don't care, I just don't wanna die.
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But bald eagles wouldn't have near as much meat on to feed a whole family. We would have to eat like 8 of them.
ReplyDeleteyeah. maybe for thanksgiving next year we should just make it a tradition to eat dragon fruit and salad and water then just call it quits #savinglives2017
ReplyDeleteI don't want my Richard to die either
ReplyDeleteya know the meme about bald eagles how the screech is american? imagine a turkey gobble as our symbol of freedom. Yea no
ReplyDeleteAbout 90% of turkeys are raised in confinement. If you are a wild turkey you have a higher chance of living.
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